So the guy labels his column and talks about me for 1/4 of it and 2/4 (thats half! i learned that in grade school!) of it is WWE guys and then maybe 1/4 of it is TNA. Cuz, I know when I click on a column that says TNA TALK, I want 3/4 of it to NOT be about TNA. Thats how he rolls. And, he asks rhetorial questions, so he fills up his word count. Why would any one do that???

Because of my undying love with Trevy, I feel I have to copy him. So my column is gonna be about TNA too!! :) :) :)

NWA:TNA is the future! Want proof?

Nash: 50 years old
Steiner: 46 years old
Sting: 50 years old
Foley: 43 years old
Angle: 40 years old
Christopher Daniels: 37 years old
BJ James: 39 years old
Kip James: 45 years old
Booker T: 45 years old
Konnan: 45 years old
Hernandez: 39 years old
Jeff Jarrett: 41 years old
Shark Boy: 34 years old

At least WWE doesn't say they're cutting edge. They know that they have old people on their rosters (and younger people, just like TNA). At least WWE doesn't have any active wrestlers that are 50 years old. Here's a list:

Triple H: 39 years old
Undertaker: 44 years old
HBK: 43 years old
Jeff Hardy: 31years old
Edge: 35 years old
Christian: 35 years old
Jack Swagger: 26 years old
Randy Orton: 29 years old
CM Punk: 30 years old
Jericho: 38 years old
Batista: 40 years old
John Cena: 31 years old
Rey Mysterio: 34 years old
Kane: 41 years old
Big Show: 37 years old
Chavo: 38 years old
Mark Henry 37 years old
MVP: 35 years old
Santino: 30 years old

At its oldest, WWE's older performer is younger than active TNA talent by 6 years (UT vs Sting). To boot, he's arguably more over than Sting. Now, before the TNA-ites grab a torch and join an angry mob for obviously stacking the numbers against TNA and not acknowledging Roode, Suicide (Kaz), Lethal, etc, thats because, they are bit players stuck with stupid gimmicks The same way I didn't mention Kofi, The Miz, R-Truth and Hornswoggle. I could dedicate an entire column to how much Jay Lethal sucks and it still wouldn't begin to scratch the surface about the stupidity of the MACHO MAN GIMMICK DIG IT. I hope he plugs the Madness DVD coming out, because otherwise, thats just being a hypocrite and we both know that I hate hypocrite (I am proudly a hypocrite).

Frankly, I would like to see TNA go the way of ECW and WCW. Vince should buy this crappy company and dismantle it from the bottom up. There's just no 2 ways about it. TNA is a pile of dung wrapped up in a creamy burrito of awfulness. What a pack of reekazoids. They are totally not contributing anything worthwhile to the wrestling community. At least back in WCW, they were adamantly pissing off people by putting their title on wiener celebrities. At least in 2007, we had a double-murder suicide. How can you top that, TNA? What will get us talking? Maybe you should book Traci Brooks in a naked match with Angelina Love. If I can do it in EWR, how come you can't? Its like TNA wants to be a bunch of fartknockers, voiced by Don West.

So, if anyone in WWE is reading this article, I beg of you rape, pillage and plunder TNA, because, as a wrestling fan, they are just not any good. They are pissing money away by giving it to guys like Samoa Joe. What a joke of a name. Toronto D Ray challenges the Island Boy to a pineapple on a pole match. Remember the tiime they rehashed Canada vs USA? It was totally like WWF in 1997, only without the screwjob ending and the insinuating racist remarks in black people's locker rooms. If TNA was smart, they would get a bunch of white-hooded warriors to bring a flaming cross to the ring during a Consequences Creed match. That could make for an interesting segment. Or maybe they should have Awesome Kong lead "police" (which would actually be indy wrestlers dressed as Paul Blart) on a high speed chase. Then she would stop the car and get beat down by the fake fuzz and conveinently, someone could be filming it. Am I implying that they should create racial divide between black and whites? Absolutely. Otherwise, you're just forking out a stale product which isn't creating interest among a mass audience. Maybe instead of offering their money to Sarah Palin, they should bring in Chris Brown and have him domestically abuse their women. Domestic abuse is awesome!