Honestly, I'm not here to drive Trev Winters insane.

So, lets get down to the actual literary words, because this column is going to be extremely picture heavy, after I spew my usual diatribe.

First (and most important), this week saw that stupid, FAKE draft that everyone's been talking about (everyone except TWNP columnists). For whatever reason, they decided to take 3 days off the most anticipated RAW of 2009, no doubt, waiting to read my reaction, and then post their reaction. Woooooo! Column gap days = no page views! Here's all you need to know about the draft:

Josh Matthews' nose gushes blood and exposes him like the coke fiend he is. On the Muta Scale, it was a 0.5. Now, far be it for me to accuse this jackass of snorting chaz like its going out of style and destroying his his nasal cavity, but I'm going to state the obvious, because no one else will. Is this guy being tested on the Wellness Policy? His eyes always look like they are about to bug out of his skull, so I'm sure I'm not the first guy to suspect he's on angel dust. Mr Matthews, any chance you had at being on live TV before, is certifiably dead, now. Hell, even the IWA wouldn't take you because, as every one knows, nosebleeds are for wieners.

Speaking of white powers, I found it comical that Test died from "Hillbilly Heroin". Test's death was atrocious and something that EVERYONE should learn from, however, this guy can not catch a break, even in death. Hillbilly Heroin is a slur, meaning that white trash people use it to get high. I honestly thought Winters would make light of this in his last column, but he glossed over it. Hell, I coulda made fun of it, but I thought people would be all over it. In fact, no one said anything.
Here's more info on Hillbilly Heroin:
lUrban Dictionary
Wikipedia
Here's my take on the whole thing:
Kids, doing dangerous drugs are bad. I can understand if you wanna 420 it up like RVD. I could even go so far as to say that if you drop acid like Juvi in Australia and trip balls for today, I would be the first one asking how it was. But Oxycodone is certifiably hazardous and harmful. Not in the sense of taking 1 pill every so often, but the fact that mixing this sh*t is awful. Don't f*ck around with this shit. Stick to herbal stuff that God created. Yours truly has delved into some natural, recreational and chemical drugs (d'uh) and I can tell you that it will suck your life away. Stick to hops and barley (beer) and try not to get caught up in that stuff. Even acid is really bad. You can buy that stuff from almost anyone for really cheap (less than $10) and it will do major damage. If you buy it from someone you don't really trust, they could have mixed it wrong and you could end up like Crackhead Bob for the rest of your life (aka a vegetable). Just stay away from the known bad stuff and you'll be okay. And don't eat fast food like McDonalds or anything, cuz that'll kill you faster.

Okay, I'm done putting the after-school messages into this column, lets get back to insulting people not named D Ray Morton.

So, Wednesday was the WWE Supplemental Draft, which meant that WWE fans can log onto their website and "chat" with others. Since I don't have a job (or a life), I thought it would be great to speak freely amongst a community of losers. So I logged on and found that your messages are sent to a database where, in real time, WWE employees must authorize your comments to be posted. If I didn't think the 'E was ridiculous before, I definitely think so now. The WWE, who once turned censorship into a GIMMICK (Right To Censor) because they were "furious that they were being censored" is now the censoree. Much like when they took away my sign (which was adamently crass, but censored nonetheless), they are now taking away our rights, as fans, to speak with other fans. So, let me get this straight. The 'E has a major problem with internet news websites leaking info and talking to others, but "offer" this to fans on their site, yet they censor what you say? What the f*ck? Why bother creating a social networking site for fans, IF YOU CAN'T SAY WHAT YOU WANT. I can completely understand they don't want people coming in there and saying TNAWRESTLING.com and all that stupid stuff, but shouldn't you have THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE CREATING THIS SITE??? I can't tell you how much anger this stupid, fake sport brings me. Its insanity. How can people live like this? Its just mass f*cking hypocrisy by Vinceto do this. I wish people would boycott this product. I don't even want them to go to TNA or ROH. I would rather have fans turn off the f*cking TV and do anything other than support the state of wrestling. I taped the 3 hour draft and I watched maybe 20 mins of it. I watched half of the Rey/Bourne match and skipped to all the draft picks, which were not interesting. The stupidity of HHH losing the belt to Orton when neither HHH has to be pinned OR Orton having to MAKE the pinfall melts several parts of my brain. I could swear that it leaks out of my ears and onto my shirt. Its like watching a Buff Bagwell match in super slow motion, you really want it to end but its not happening and you feel your sanity slipping away.

Anywho, since I realized that my remarks wouldn't be posted on the WWE Chat, I started screen capping all my sent messages to which idiot(s) had to monitor and (not) approve them. Below is my screen capture with highlighted text of what someone said and my replies. I know my audience is uneducated and stupid, but its really not hard to follow along. Read what someone said in the box and then see my answer in the SEND field. If you can't get it right, then there really is no saving you and you should Run headfirst into a cement wall (WARNING: DO NOT RUN HEADFIRST INTO A CEMENT WALL, I WAS BEING SARCASTIC. I AM NOT LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES TO YOUR LIFE/LIMBS/CEMENT WALL).

Oh by the way, "Howard Finkel" was aparently there to chat with WWE Fans. I'd go out on a limb and say it wasn't actually Howard Finkel, but someone posing as The Fink, so even though you'll see his name there, I doubt it was him. So don't mark out and cream yourself that Fink appeared in a chatroom.

If Finkel was a man, he'd have answered that.

I entered at the perfect timing of the 12th draft pick... Layla. My thoughts sum it up pretty good.

I wish.

I guess talking about a show that showcased Samoa Joe, AJ Styles and Low Ki is not something the WWE wants to remember (yes, a young Samoa Joe was on WWF TV). Here's proof:

Maybe its still a touchy subject.

Fink fumbles with words when describing HBK vs Taker from WM. I clarify what he meant.

Corey chimes in with his thoughts and I clairfy him, too.

Too soon? At least it wasn't a Chris Benoit joke.

This Corey Clayton idiot was doing an awful hyperbole job at promoting the Hornsoggle draft that I thought he damn near sh*t his pants. I wish I would've saved the transcript, saying it was a MASSIVELY SUPER DUPER MOVE. In actually, I didn't f*cking care. And neither did many others.

Corey was continuing this hyperbole move by saying Joey Styles would freak out if he were in the chat. I came up with this clever phrase, that no one will probably understand. God I'm old.

Then I felt sorry for Joey. He's probably in hell.

Proof that WWE Universers don't f*cking care about Hornswoggle. I was still angry. If it wasn't 2pm, I probably would've started drinking at this point.

Still angered over the Hornswoggle pick, there's only one way out... start acting immature.

Now that Tazz has split and all the announces suck, I chime in my 3 cents worth to the 'E...

God I hate when people say 3 cents worth.

I'm sure the guys monitoring my comments were getting fed up of me, so I sent a little love their way in the form that I'm not a stupid smart/smark. My sympathies go out to them.

No explaination required. We all know its true.

So thats my week in rasslin'. What a week it was. Hopefully this week brings just as much stupidity as the last week have. Maybe Trev will grace us with his prescence mere moments after I post this column. Hell, I did it last week out of spite, so I expect for him to do the J.O.B. this week.