If WWE is going to flirt with marketing to kids, then they might as well swing all the way back to their 80's Hulkamania "cartoon" days with all the weird gimmicks.
I would love to see WWE re-instate the managers again. When a guy had no mic skills, they still had a shot at getting over with a good manager. Look at how many guys went on to decent careers thanks to Bobby Heenan or Jimmy Hart.