Report by Brian

The show opens with a limo pulling up. Goldy and Watts get out with Brian
Urlacher and head into the arena.

Match One: Abyss vs D'Lo Brown

Abyss wins with the Black Hole Slam after a good effort from D'Lo. After
the match ended Abyss choke slammed D'Lo through a table just like he did
to AJ last week. As he admired his work, El Leon came out and kicked the
crap out of Abyss.

Hudson in the back with Jarrett and his troops. He is on the phone with
Tom T who tells us that if Brian Urlacher must leave the arena or Watts
forfeits the match and loses his job. Glenn promises to take care of ICP.
Jarrett asks if Swinger or Diamond actually did sign. Gilberti swears by
it and whispers which one it was to Jarrett.

Match Two: X Title Match - Michael Shane vs Chris Sabin(c)

Tracy leads them to the ring with a cast on her arm from last weeks wicked
spot with Elix Skipper. During the match, Sabin spring boards off the top
rope over the guardrail into Shane. It was AWESOME! Sabin held Shane off
in the end with a rollup for the three. Great match from the two.
Douglas very upset with the loss and after the match he confronts Shane
about losing the match. Shane takes objection to it and the fans start to
chant "Whoop His Ass", but to the dismay of the fans Douglas and Shane
make up.

Sitdown Interview: Jonny Fairplay

Fairplay upset about the why he was treated by AJ. He then checks to make
sure both of his cell phones. Tenay asks why he is the most hated man in
america and he says that he is actually a nice guy and that only fat and
ugly people hate him. Tenay brings up Roddy Piper and Fairplay gets very
pissed about it. Lollipop brings Fairplay some water and then he asks if
there is something else she could do for him. She leaves in disgust.
Tenay asks what he brings to TNA and Fairplay says himself. He is here to
announce that his interview segment called "Playing Fair With Jonny" that
he will be doing. Tenay asks if it is like Piper's Pit and Jonny walks
off mad.

Sandman video talking to us about how he is bringing another partner until
he destroys Mitchell.

Match Three: CM Punk & Julio Dinero vs Sandman & Mikey Whipwreck

I really hope that TNA keeps Mikey Whipwreck! I love that guy! He
pretends to side with Mitchell in the begining, but after shaking Julio's
hand he clocks him and joins Sandman in a beer. The match itself is
extremely short as Whipwreck knocks himself out going for a shot on Julio
from the top and hits the guardrail instead. Dinero and Punk make short
work of Sandman after that.

After the match, the lights go out and images of what Raven did to
Mitchell fill the screens. After the images the screen reads "I'm
Watching You Devil"

Hudson in back with Swinger and Diamond and they are explaining that
neither man signed the forms and that Gilberti's nose seems to be growing.
We learn that Gilberti and Young will be handcuffed to them tonight.

In the ring is Callis, Red Shirts and Fairplay. Fairplay is dancing like
an idiot as Callis calls Urlacher out to the ring. Urlacher makes all
four men in the ring look small (including Legend and Northcut!). Callis
tells Urlacher he must leave or Watts forfeits the match. Callis tells
Urlacher he can leave the easy way or the hard way. The easy way is to
put his tail between his legs and run. The hard way... Red Shirts try to
attack, but Urlacher ducks and double clotheslines the Red Shirts. He
then grabs Jonny Fairplay and sends him flying over the top rope into the
Red Shirts below.

Match Four: Chad Collyer, Matt Stryker, Eric Young & Shark Boy vs
Juventud Guerrera, Abismo Negro, Hector Garza & Mr. Aguila

Kash comes out and tries to make Borash sign his board. Borash gets on
the mic and tells Kash that Watts is winning tonight and to get the hell
out of the ring. WOW! Go Jeremy! Kash exits the ring and goes after
Tiny, but Sara the Ticket Lady comes out with a broom and beats on him!
Tiny helps out and Kash takes off.

During the match, Team TNA is seen watching from the entrance. Some good
moves throughout the match. Mr. Aguila hits a shooting star press to give
his team the win. After the match, Team TNA comes down to ring side to
confront Team AAA. All 8 men shake hands.

Hudson in back with Trinity. She will be handcuffed to Siaki tonight
during the main event. She goes off on Siaki for a while and then Siaki
comes to handcuff her to him, but Kash interrupts and cuffs Sonny to a
locker and he is left to hand around in back.

Match Five: Tag Title Match - 3 Live Krew(c) vs Legend & Kevin
Northcutt

Konnan gives us nothing new this week and shows why he doesn't wrestle
anymore... HE SUCKS! Killings and BG for the 3LK this week. During the
match, The Franchise comes out and as Shane keeps Konnan busy and the ref
is busy with Tracy, Shane Douglas comes in and clocks BG with a chain
allowing Northcutt to get the three count and the Red Shirts are the NEW
TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!

Hudson in back with Sandman who is on the phone with next weeks
partner.... TERRY FUNK!!!!

Tenay in the ring to introduce the ICP. One of them gets on the mic and
calls Mike Tenay the bomb and gives him props. Tenay asks about the
Juggahoes and they say that it is something he will grow to understand.
ICP says that they watch TNA everyweek because of their "dope" wrestlers.
BORING! BORING! BORING!... oh sorry... couldn't help myself. For the
second time in the history of TNA I am so glad to see Gilberti... and
Young. Gilberti calls the fans the Juffaloos... and says that them and
Bozo are at the top of his clown list. He says he can make things right
as long as they apologize. After ICP rants for a while, Gilberti has
enough and nails Shaggy. THe brawl is on and the ICP run Gilberti and
Young out of the ring as the ICP chants fire up. Terrible segment.

Tenay and West go over the America's X Cup in two weeks and then about
next week's show. Unfortunately, Violent J interrupts and says that next
week the ICP will take on Gilberti and Young. Also next week, Sandman &
Funk vs Dinero & Punk, El Leon vs Abyss.

Hudson in back with Eric Watts. No Goldy, no Urlacher. Watts says
wrestling is his life. Tonight he is going to carry Callis' dead carcas
around the ring. He has earned it, and tonight he reincarnates himself.
He says that next week Jarrett will put his title up, but he will not know
who it will be against. He said he knows he will win tonight, so he made
that decision.

Match Six: Eric Watts vs Don Callis

Callis comes out in full Ric Flair garb and to Jarrett's first half music.
After Watts comes out they show the handcuffed people coming out.
Jarrett comes out and cuffs Tenay to the guardrail! Watts takes this
opportunity to cuff Jarrett to El Leon! The match is underway after this.
Wrestlers surround the ring as Callis and Watts go at it. The match
spills out f the ring to the floor and the wrestlers hold each other back.
Callis sends Watts into the guardrail and then the ring steps. Fists of
fire down on Watts now, but Watts turns it around and sends Callis into
the crowd. Watts jumps the guardrail and "ate a chair" as Tenay put it.
Watts sends Callis into Tenay because Tenay can't move. Chair shot from
Watts to Callis. Callis starts to walk out, but Watts catches up to him
and the fight continues on the ramp. Back body drop for two by Watts.
Callis rolls down the ramp and back into the ring. Jarrett trips Watts up
and Callis is able to take control. Knee drop to the head of Watts and a
Jarrett strut by Callis. Exchange of fists and Watts takes control. Big
miss with the kick, but West and Tenay cover for Watts with a "grazing".
Callis knocks down the ref as Watts choke slams Callis. Trinity with a
moonsault on Watts and Callis gets a two count. Watts takes out Trinity
as Goldy comes out. I smell turn. Callis has the title belt. Watts goes
for the choke slam but Goldy low blows Watts and Callis nails him with the
belt for the win! Watts is gone and Callis remains. Tenay is pissed as
hell over the result as Jarrett and his group celebrate in the ring and
the show comes to a close.