Due to an assignment to watch Survivor II for my Sociology class, I was unable to watch SmackDown! for this week. So here's the next best thing to Mark K Fabe's report.
WWF SMACKDOWN XTREME REPORT
Taped 1/30 from Columbus, Ohio
February 1, 2001
Report by Zach B., Rajahwwf.com
Tag Team Championship Table Match: Hardy Boyz vs. Dudley Boyz (c)
-The Hardyz come out first, followed by the Dudleyz. The Hardyz start off strong with some double teams. Out of nowhere, the Dudleyz hits a reverse 3D manuever, then the flying headbutt. D-Von gets the table. Buh Buh sets Jeff up on the table and goes to the corner, but Jeff gets up and hits a Hurracanrana. The Dudleyz almost get Matt through the table. Buh Buh gets Jeff up on the corner and goes for a superplex, but Matt jumps through the table to save Jeff. Matt sets up two tables outside and he climbs up a ladder. D-Von goes up the ladder and they both get pushed off but the table doesn't break!!! The match continues!!! Buh Buh takes Jeff up the ramp and clears off a double table. They go up to the ramp and Buh Buh does a Full Nelson Atomic Drop OFF OF THE RAMP THROUGH THE TABLES!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!
Winners and STILL WWF Tag Team Champions: The Dudley Boyz
Stone Cold is shown watching TV in his dressing room.
The Hardyz and the Dudleyz are shown out back laying around after their brutal match. All four are being attended to by EMTs
A video montage is shown of the contract signing is shown.
Stone Cold is shown leaving his locker room.
Triple Threat Women's Championship Match: Lita vs. Jacqueline vs. Ivory (c)
-Lita and Jackie double team Ivory to start, but Jackie turns on Lita. The three women brawl. Lita hits the Twist of Fate on Ivory, but Jackie breaks up the pin. Lita rips off her shirt and hits the Moonsault on Jackie, but Ivory runs in and tosses Lita out. She makes the pin and retains the title.
Winner via pinfall and STILL WWF Women's Champion: Ivory
Austin is shown in HHH's locker room when HHH and Steph arrive. He says he used their bathroom and clogged the toilet, but he'll send for a plumber.
Kaientai vs. Edge & Christian
-Edge & Christian come down first and say that they accept Kaientai's challenge. Kaientai come out and say that Funaki has a rash, so they introduce the new opponents, the Acolytes. The Acolytes start off strong and demolish Edge & Christian. Edge and Bradshaw are in and Edge and Bradshaw make the tags. Faarooq grabs some of Christian's hair and puts it on his head. He goes for the dominator, but Christian gets out. Faarooq gets up and Edge & Christian go for a con-chair-to, but Funaki makes the save and gets the brunt of it. Edge chases Taka outside and Bradshaw clobbers him. In the ring, Faarooq hits the Spinebuster on Christian for the win.
Winners via: The Acolytes
Vince is shown out back yelling at some stooges. Regal comes up to him and says that he has a phone call. Vince says it better be important and Regal whispers in his ear. Vince leaves.
Vince is shown out back talking on the phone. He says, "Youre here right now?!?!" Michael Cole and the King are left wondering who McMahon is talking to.
Chyna is shown on her Conan O'Brien appearance.
Billy Gunn is shown out back with Coach. The Big Show interrupts and throws Billy in the wall. He tells Coach that the Big Show is back and that's bad for everybody.
Trish is shown in her bubble bath talking on the phone. She tells the person that she really wants him/her (wishful thinking) to come over.
Steph is shown leaving her locker room.
Intercontinental Championship Match: Chris Jericho (c) vs. Tazz
-Jericho comes out and opens an open challenge to anyone and Tazz answers. Tazz says that Jericho knows nothing about Extreme. Jericho and Tazz trade off technical holds. Tazz hits the Tazzplex and tosses Jericho out of the ring. They brawl outside. Tazz hits a crazy T-Bone Suplex and locks in a Sleeper. Jericho tries to mount an offense, but Tazz clobbers him. Jericho hits a flying forearm but Tazz kicks out after 1. Jericho then hits a bulldog and the Lionsault for the win.
Winner via pinfall and STILL WWF Intercontinental Champion: Chris Jericho
McMahon is shown leaving the arena. Stephanie approaches Vince and tries to get him to leave. He leaves, and let me tell you, Steph had a bad case of SNE.
The Kat comes out and says that there are other ways to take it to the extreme. She says that she will show the fans some FFN. She starts stripping, but gets stopped by the RTC. Steven Richards says that he will take it to the Extreme and it will be for our own good.
The WWF Tough Enough applicants are shown.
Stone Cold is shown out back, shaking up some beers.
The Rock conducts an interview with The Rock and he basically says that he will take Kurt's title tonight, while sticking in some hermaphrodite jokes.
Billy Gunn vs. Big Show
-Show comes out first, followed by Gunn. Gunn tries to take the offense with some punches and dropkicks. Show then grabs Billy for a Belly to Belly Suplex, switching the momentum. Show hits some power moves on Billy, taunting him. Show hits some huge right hands on Billy. Billy gouuges Show's eyes, but runs right into a Sidewalk Slam. Billy then avoids the big elbow drop, but becomes the reciever of the Show Stopper.
Winner via pinfall: The Big Show
Stone Cold is shown entering HHH's locker room. He gives HHH a beer and apologizes for clogging the crapper. Stone Cold opens one of the beers and it flies all over HHH. He laughs and leaves.
Kurt Angle is shown out back with Lillian Garcia. He says that HHH and Rock are gonna leave here tonight just like every other person here: depressed, disappointer, and a loser.
Kane and Undertaker are out back with Kevin Kelly. The Taker says that he's just gonna go out and kick some ass tonight.
First Blood Match: Undertaker & Kane vs. Rikishi & Haku
-The Brothers Grimm come out first, followed by the Samoans. Taker and Kane work on Rikishi outside of the ring. In the ring, Taker hits some clotheslines on Rikishi and then goes Old School. Kane continues to work on Rikishi outside. Kane and Taker work on Rikishi outside the ring, but Haku makes the save. Rikishi gets Kane in the corner and hits the Thump. Outside the ring, Taker hits a brutal chair shot on Haku, busting him open, but the ref didn't see it. Inside the ring though, Kane hits a chokeslam and busts Rikishi open with the steel steps. Both Rikishi and Haku are sporting some nice crimson masks.
Winners: The Undertaker & Kane
Replay of The Rock's Number One Contendership win on RAW.
WWF Title Match: The Rock vs. Triple H vs. Kurt Angle (c)
-Triple H comes out first with Stephanie, followed by The Rock. They fight, and Angle finally makes his way out. Angle gets tossed out. HHH hits a Pedigree on The Rock, but Kurt breaks up the count. Stone Cold comes out with a cooler full of beer. Angle hits an Olympic Slam on HHH, but Rock breaks up the pin. The three men trade off suplexes and slams for a while. HHH goes to the top, but Rock throws him off. Austin continues to taunt Austin. Inside the ring, Rock locks in the Sharpshooter on Angle. HHH breaks it up and hits a DDT for a near fall. HHH hits a knee to the face and a Neckbreaker for a near fall. Angle hits a Belly to Belly Suplex on HHH and The Rock hits the Rock Bottom on Angle, but the ref is distracted by Steph. Angle then hits an Olympic Slam on Rock after an attempted People's Elbow, but the ref is distracted by Steph, and Angle gets only a 2. They knock out the ref and HHH sets up Angle for the Pedigree, but Angle hits a Low Blow. He rolls up HHH, and Austin makes a fast 3 count with Hebner's hand.
Winner via pinfall and STILL WWF Champion: Kurt Angle